Getting to know you

E. McPan is an Internet Friend from many Internets ago, back when I was an aspiring law student with a fresh young wife, and kids were not even on the horizon yet. She has invited me to answer some questions about myself. Normally I don't give in to this type of shenanigans but for my fan, I'll do anything!

1. Who would play you in a movie about your life? I'd like to pick someone buff and ruggedly handsome, but let's be honest, probably Jon Heder. Also, David Crowder (not an actor) is my celebrity twin, so he might be a good candidate if Jon's not available. 
2. If you won $10 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? Whatever I want! No, but seriously, that's impossible because I don't buy lottery tickets. If I had ten million dollars I would probably eat out more often and buy clothes from places other than thrift stores sometimes.
3. If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, but all your basic needs (e.g. food and water) were taken care of, what two items would you want to have with you? Rum and ginger beer.

4. If you had six months with no obligations or financial constraints, what would you do with the time? Travel. Immerse myself in another culture. Learn the language. Meet people. Eat all the food.
5. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Are You Going to Eat That? (subtitle:) one man's brave journey to eat all the food.

6. If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have? Bacon ranch.
7. What was the last comic book you read? The last full book I read for the first time would have to be Big Questions by Anders Nilsen. I'm also re-reading Johnny Boo with Natalie as often as she wants, which is always. She has it memorized.
8. What would you do if you had a time machine? Um, I don't know, travel through time I guess??? But only into the future; I don't want to mess anything up. My present timeline is pretty good and I want to make sure I can always go back.

9. Describe your three greatest accomplishments to date. I thought about this one for a while because it's a pretty good question. Luckily I have a boring answer (phew, close call, almost broke my streak): the Craftstravaganza, MIX, and a successful stint at my day job.
10. Can I play Draw Something with you? Please do! My username is andykrueger. Go ahead and start a game with me, we will have some fun.

(Random questions pulled from here, except the last one)