F.M. baby, originally uploaded by ambroziak
I won't post photos of our baby on this blog (so, no, the photo above is not her either). I'm protecting her identity to avoid a situation like what happened with Sweet Juniper, among other reasons. To that end, for the purpose of this blog, I'm also giving our daughter a fake name.
However, too many bloggers already use "clever" pseudonyms that are too cute by half; I hate reading those blogs and I won't subject you to it either. So both for your sake and mine, I decided to use an actual name--like, one that a human would use for herself--even though it's not the one on her birth certificate.
And so, in keeping with the theme of this blog, I give you: Ashley J. Williams.