I read this article on io9 about chatbots that you can "teach" to act like you, and my first thought was, "what a great idea!" And so without further ado, I give you Andy-bot. Please chat with him. He wants to be your friend.
I do have access to the transcripts, so please use a pseudonym if you want to do something weird with my chatbot, you pervert. Also if anything humorous or amusing comes out of this little experiment, I'm planning to share it here. Have fun!